Thursday, September 01, 2005

Is it rude of me to ask someone not to be so much of a penis?

Not that I don't love penises...peni? Good question.

What was I saying?

Oh yeah..penis.

Those are great. However if a man calls his own anything like 'Scud' 'Missile' and/or refers to his penis in the third person yeah no not cute.

See the above? I actually had a fucking point when I started this post but noooo. I'm tired and a little manic and it's just not working for me.

But while we're on the subject of cock I will say this right now. If you are over the age of 25 you as a man should not have unnaturally bald balls. I'm serious.

Stop with the full on Brazillian's boys. I like my men full grown. Trim if you like. Matter of fact that's great. Condition your fur, hell do a little topiary type thing with it.

But if you start to feel 8 again stop, put down the wax and back away from the razor. I 'm serious. Yeah it might make your dick look bigger but, for those of us who like em all growed up, not so cute.

Back to my original point then. Don't be such a penis.

Ok I'm stopping right here because I'm tired and I want to go home.

Goodnight Sally..

PS...Send beer.

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