Thursday, December 01, 2005

It's snowing. It was snowing at home when I left, started snowing
downtown while I was getting coffee. And no I am not excited about


I just about had a big froth over capital punishment, justice,
injustice and general penal system fuckery but I don't feel like it.

So nevermind.

And I don't feel like talking about how fucked up I'm feeling on a few fronts.

Nor do I want to discuss the fact that I am having a craving for Thai
chicken soup that might make me piss on the floor in protest.

What I will talk about is that due to my nature of liking fucked up
things I've just started scribbling a get the first taste.


"Oh Jesus Christ baby slow down, please you're gonna split me in half."

It's two in the morning and she's horny, I never understood or
realized what kind of libido she has until she grew herself a cock.
It's amazing what you can learn when your girlfriend spends most of
her time either jerking off or trying to fuck you in the ass.

There will be ass fucking, and a happy romantic ending. Unless you
think girls growing cocks and screwing their boyfriends blind prevents
that. In that case it will end in sodomy and one happy couple
skipping down the yellow brick road to hell.

Goodnight Frank.

Ps...My left nipple itches really bad but I'm wearing four layers of
clothes and can't get to it. So I'm going to have to go to the
bathroom and stick my hand up my shirt.

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