Thursday, March 30, 2006

Dykes, boots and boobs oh my

I'm having a bit of a day. A good kind of day mostly but everything is conspiring to keep me from being productive today.

First off I have on a very cute ubergoth outfit today and got hit on by a very hot lookin bet she fucks like a fucking beast butch dyke today. I was standing juggling my cup of coffee, purse and simultaenously digging in my pocket for my lighter and she offered to hold my coffee while I found fire.

I said thank you and when I found my fire she gaveme back my coffee and took my lighter to light me. Now there are several things that come to mind that attract me to stone butch women. I can't quite put it into words but there are some few dykes who can put my panties (if I'm wearing any) into a hot bunch with a look.

Don't ask me to explain I can't.

Aside from the (at least what I think when I meet just the right one) Oh SHIT I bet she fucks like a motherfucking beast.

Wait where was I?

Oh yeah. So this woman I met today after I got all lit up, got my purse situated and whatnot smiled at me while we made chitchat. I watched her get herself a peek down my shirt and then she asked if I wanted to go out for ice cream.

Which of course my brain turned into "hey girl you want me to lick you until you tick and then bend you over my couch and spank you?"

Erm...well. Yeah.

So that was nice. See the below ego masturbation entry.

Then because I'm nosy I spent some time cruising around in lj looking at more hot dykes.

I should stop I have things to do.

I think I've decided on the next pair of boots I'm going to save up for. It's a toss up between these two from Good Goth:

If I get the first pair I'd go for the shiny ones. I haven't decided yet. The price difference is just a few dollars so I'll have to stew for awhile.

Since I don't go clubbing much I'm not really going to have a snit about wanting boots for club wear. However once the cashflow thing is more stable I will probably start collecting up some club boots too.

I've decided to hold off on buying more clothes until I get settled on a workout routine. This being apple shaped shit is going to be stopped. I'd like my waist back kthnks.

So until then I'm probably only going to buy some shirts since I don't have that many that fit right still, bras, panties and probably one or two more pairs of pants. A pair of jeans and some good stretchy type pants.

Since I have voicepost on LJ I think I'm going to figure out how to upload some of those to here so everyone can be exposed to me saying bad words.

I think that's it for now.

Homo out.

And hi Rusty :)

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