Monday, March 27, 2006

Living Undead

Postcard from the edge.

Ok if you've been playing along during my vacation I was sick at heart and body. I really don't want to rehash or go into everything that was/is bothering me. Suffice it to say that though I"m calmer I"m no less angry but, I am not still pointing fingers at myself.

I have reminded myself that shit happens.

And yes a lot of shit happens to me but, the issue isn't whether or not it happens but, how I deal with it. Freaking out and going to the dark side really doesn't help.

So moving on.

I have lots to talk about. (As usual)

I have finally realized after much thought why I have such frothy ranty opinions about pubic hair. (forthcoming post)

I have become startlingly apple shaped and I seriously need to do something about it. I have never in my life been shaped like this and I don't like it. When we have our things I will start working out again that is all there is to it. Once I'm in reasonable shape I might even find a dance class to take on the weekends or somethng.

I am going to try very hard not to get either carried away or make it about weight because that's a bumpy ugly road I don't want to travel. I do however want to be in shape.
Also I have discovered what I believe to be the root of my year long+ bowel issues. My vitamins.

I have been religiously taking various vitamins for the last few years and have been taking Olay women's vitamins for about the last 8-9 months or so. While I was sick I forgot to take them for the most part and noticed a big improvement in my ability to poop without undue discomfort.
For months I've swung between being constipated and having speed guts. Not good.

I did some reading and have realized (this is where you insert the harp music and the brilliant light bulb above my head) that my vitamins have iron. I remember my Mom having to take iron free prenatal vitamins because they hurt her stomach. And voila. So I've not been taking vitamins for two weeks or so and tadaaaa very little bowel area discomfort.

So I have about 20 or so of the Olay vitamins left. If anybody reading this would like them I'll mail them to you for free. I hate to see them go to waste and they are good vitamins I just can't take them.

Let's see what else?

I had a good weekend. On Sunday I went to the newly opened Liquidation World. Neat place. I bought myself several high quality ponyfalls all for more than 70% cheaper than any of that quality are available elsewhere.

OH speaking of hair. I finally relaxed my hair last week and good lord. My hair is longer now than it's been in a decade. I'm not sure what to do with it so I'll be experimenting.

Gods we got new carpet at work and the smell is making my head hurt like hell. It's going to be a long night.

I'll probably post again.

Right now I'm going to make myself some tea and contemplate listening to DMX and/or BlackFlag.

Scuse me.

Homo Out

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