Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Butch...booby like whoa.

Okay so I just found an amazing hair artist who if I can manage to get my finances in order I'd love to get braids or dreads from. My ability to braid still sucks so I'm going to have to find someone to do it for me.

I think I should've gotten myself one of those creepy plastic practice heads at the discount store when they had them. Mike will only sit still for so much I think. I suppose I could return to practicing with yarn the way I was before. I had actually gotten to the point of being able to do a few yarn braids.

Really it would be the most cost effective thing if I could just learn to do this shit myself. Here I have all these ideas for crazy things to do with my hair but since I can't do them myself and it's expensive to get your hair done. There ya go.

Hrm what else?

Mood is still pretty fucked but, a lot of that has to do with my stupid teeth. Between my teeth and my desperate need for new glasses I'm really a cranky little bastard. Not being able to see properly and having my teeth ache and feel crappy makes me want to stab someone in the neck.

Why is it the ONE goddamn day I really want to watch hip hop videos on launch the shit ain't workin?

The fuck is going on here.

I say fuck a lot.

So I have a streaming station going instead. I'm not really in the mood for streaming ubergoth radio right now. I'm too cranky to want to dance.

I'm just cranky and mean.

I should try and talk about something that makes me less cranky. Hrm?

AH yeah I got hit on by a very cute butch today. I really had to repress the serious urge to run my fingers through her brush cut until they felt tingly. I doubt she'd have minded but still it's not polite to be whorish in public.

She said I looked like I needed a hug and I nodded. She didn't hug me but she did give me a nice little arm rub oops I touched your booby and liked it sort of pat. Nice to get hit on when you feel like run over ass.

Feelin fugly is a motherfucker.

Love poetry for Busty Rusty

My favorite DMX lyric EVAR:
So whatever it is you puffin on that got you think that you Superman I got the Kryptonite, should I smack him with my dick and the mic?

Homo Out.

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