Thursday, April 27, 2006

Violent disposition

Mike and I were talking post porno fuckin(as in..we fucked like porn stars.).

Okay wait before I delve into what I was going to talk about let me share something. Feel free to skip this part if you don't want to read about my sex life.

So in case you're new to my blog let me catch you up. My one balled wonder whom I alternately refer to as Frank, Byootiful, or by his actual name Mike, and I have damn good sex. Porn star fuckin. In fact if I didn't have a job we'd probably screw upwards of 5 times a day. This is a man who every time we have sex never fails to make me come multiple times and usually there's a squirt or two in there.

He understands my credo:
"Fuck me like you mean it or put your pants back on."

That goes for my male and female partners. I have never been one for (for lack of a better term) softcore sex. I don't mind some making out smoochy smoochy, have a little grab assy but when it comes down to getting down. I want to get down. So yeah.

In case I haven't made it clear before this, my baby gets it done. And gets it done right.

Okay now back to what I was going to talk about. I forget now how it came about but-

three hours later.

Hello mood swing.

So anyway.

Yeah.

I think I'm done. And I should really stop eating so much motherfucking candy I'm twitching like a crackhead.

Homo Out.


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