Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Boobs and whatnot

In case you missed it at some point I love boobs. I like mine, I like others, I like em.

Small ones, big ones whatever. There is a caveat with fake ones, they are (if well done)more pretty to look at rather than handle. Although I must say I met a stripper who had one of the best boob jobs I've ever seen and felt.

I'm sure every woman has had booby envy at some time. I myself have had it many times. For a long time I wanted some cute little a and a half/b cup sized boobies. Cute perky ones, maybe a little plump looking. Mainly because having the big boobies is not always all it's cracked up to be.

I have a hard time finding dresses that fit right. There are a whole slew of styles of tops that just look stupid if you have big boobs. And do you have any idea how excited I would be to not have the titty sweat/funk underneath these bitches?

That said I do love my boobs. I like having mile deep cleavage. It's fun. And I have to admit yes I have used the power of the cleavage for evil. Free drinks, few fee club covers, that sort of thing. Yes it might be a nefarious feminine wiles abusing plot but, I have the following philosophy about it. If some jackass (male or female) is so entranced by boobs (which I'm sure they've seen hundreds of em) and they want to spend their money sure why not.

I just got distracted.

For the record: shiny silver moon boots are gayer than gay.

They are...


What was I saying? Right, boobs, nefarious female plot.

So the whole reason I bring up boobs aside from that I love talking about boobs is that mine seem larger than usual to me.

Has that ever happened to anyone else?

You're just going on about your days and catch some odd angle view of your boobs and go, "GODDAMN THEM SOME TIG OLE BITTAYS RIGHT THERE!" and then return to your normal comings and goings or is it just me?

It's probably just me.

I am obsessed with the bitches (called the bitches when they are misbehaving) because I really need to go bra shopping. I have a feeling I'm going to be buying Dcup since the last bra I bought that was a C cup didn't fit quite right.

I'm thinking I'll buy two new bras. One that's more practical. Full coverage no extra PAPOW! I refuse to buy Vicky's Secret bras anymore because the last 3 I've had over the past few years were just uncomfortable. Usually right in the ribcage area. They fit well in th cup but the rest left some to be desired.

I prefer seamless and lightly lined for full coverage bras. My nipples aren't huge but it's comfy. Even though it's expensive I think I'll be shopping Lane Bryant. I bought a fabulous bra (that my best friend Cookie had the exact same one but in pink) I like this quite a bit but it's a little too pricey. I don't care for the "nude" lining through. Who the fuck is actually that color? I myself am brown.

I'm also looking at a few from Torrid but I'm hesitant because, since they are related to Hot Topic that the quality might not be that great. Anybody who's bought panties from hot topic knows damn well the only good they are for is getting them ripped off.

They do however have a convertible bra that might be worth investing in. Especially since I am determined to wear some cute clothing that I don't want straps peeking out of over the summer.

I find it disheartening how much more expensive anything deemed plus sized is. Even when I've had the money to spend the idea has rankled. Lane Bryant is a prime example. They have some really beautiful clothing. They make a wide enough variety of styles to fit most any body that comes in. But what I find ugly is the 65 goddamn dollars for a denim top. Nothing fancy.

I suppose all clothing has gotten that out of hand.

Yet another reason I'm glad to have Mike. He's been reminding me about some of the cool things I can DIY. That we can do together since he can sew too. I've got plenty of ideas. Lots of things I want to make. Because really why buy things that fit funny, are cheaply made but cost my left ovary, I have to go out of my way to find a size that is not some binty idea of a size.

Fuck it I don't have good reason to.

And if I'm making a majority of my wardrobe I'll have more money for boots.

I think that's it from me for now. I'm tired and I want to go home.

Homo Out.

1 comment:

polly said...

my big boobs are so HEAVY sometimes, you know?

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