Monday, July 10, 2006

I'm not dead

But I am tired and not really ready to post actual content right now.

So a survey I stole from Anthony who did it at the behest of another.

Here you go.

Have questions?

Ask.

And note...I fucking hate Tmobile. They tell me one thing, I try that, I get told no. I think I'm going to have to break down and change carriers. I don't like being without a useable fucking phone.

Goodnight Frank.

Homo Out.

1. FIRST NAME? Shannon

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I'm aware of.

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I'm not telling you.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really since I can't read it most of the time.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey. Deli sliced bitch.

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?I guess it depends on whether or not as another person I was a dickhead, cause then probably not.

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No. You can't prove anything.

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? Nuh unh I'm a sweet angel.

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes and if you give me a dollar I'll find yours with my cock of doom.

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes. Not naked though.


12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Killer kthnks.

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Sometimes you have to when you're wearing knee high boots sans inside zippers.


15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Apple pie.

16. SHOE SIZE? 6.5 or 7. Those wanting to buy boots or contribute to the buy Shannon Boots to satisfy her fetish fund.

17. RED OR PINK? Red if it's been spanked and pink if I'm lookin inside.


18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOUR SELF? It's a toss up between my tendancy towards public outbursts of vitriol and my ugly pinky toes.

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Myself I seem to have gone missing.

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Invalid question since this is a blog posting and not a mass email. I would however, love to hear the comments of everyone who reads this.~ I stole Anthony's answer.

21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I am not wearing pants. And I have on black shoes.

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Joy division- Warsaw

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Glittery fuck.

25. FAVORITE SMELL? Currently- my cleavage. It smells nice in there.

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some confused Frenchman who wanted to know if I was his travel agent.

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Smile, brains, boobs, ass. All depends on if they are speaking and which way the person is facing.

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uh...yeah.

29. FAVORITE DRINK? Genmaicha tea. Water. Chivas Regal.

30. FAVORITE SPORT? Inducing multiple orgasm in my lover. (Stealing Anthony's answer again) and second stomping/destroying things. Try beating a computer with a bat. Lots of fun.

31. EYE COLOR? Black no1

32. HAT SIZE? Uh...that one size.

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes.

34. FAVORITE FOOD? Pie.

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies fuck happy endings.

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? I don't recall.

37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black.

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Depends where I am.

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. Or if I don't like you a kick in the taint.

40. FAVORITE DESSERT? Pie. (No not hair pie you dirty bitches.)

41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? SILENCE.

42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Shhhhh

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? American Hardcore: A tribal history and The Awakening by erm...Kate Chopin

44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some writing of some sort.

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? I think it was probably some New Years thing but I'm not sure.

46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? It all depends.

47. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? Elvis Aaron Presley bitch.

48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Osaka Japan.

49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Well if I'm not naked I'd have to say my 'die mother fucker' death stare. It's a doozy. If I'm naked....let's just say it involves lots of liquid coming out of one of my orifices that isn't my mouth and it's not pee.

50. WHEN & WHERE WERE YOU BORN? I was born in El Paso Texas in the wee hours of March 16 1977.

51. Who sent this to you? I stole it from Anthony.
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1 comment:

Miss Paige said...

1. FIRST NAME? Courtney

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Natalie Wood's daughter (1st name) & a character in a Troy Donahue movie (middle). & didn't your mother name you after the river? She wanted to name you Shenandoah, but your dad said no, or am I remembering funny?

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? a couple of days ago

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really since I can't read it most of the time. (I agree)

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Italian dry salami, the rest tastes like chemicals.

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? The jury's still out on that one.

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I am horrible at keeping them current

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? Nuh unh I'm a sweet angel.

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes if my back would hold out


12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I just like cereal

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I usually don't wear shoes with fasteners


15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Daquiri ice

16. SHOE SIZE? 7-7.5

17. RED OR PINK? red

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOUR SELF? my brain keeps me from many things

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? many

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Invalid question

21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? light blue & charcoal pin striped pj bottoms, no shoes

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Charmed

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Timberwolf

25. FAVORITE SMELL? my kids after a bath

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I don't remember

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? build, sense of humor, heart, eyes

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uh...yeah.

29. FAVORITE DRINK? many

30. FAVORITE SPORT? swimming

31. EYE COLOR? bluish-greenish-grey

32. HAT SIZE? Uh...that one size.

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? no

34. FAVORITE FOOD? Pie & asian food

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? thrillers

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Harry Potter 4.

37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? dark red

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Depends

39. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs

40. FAVORITE DESSERT? Pie. (No not hair pie you dirty bitches.)

41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? SILENCE.

42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Shhhhh

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? I just finished reading the boys a book about spiders, lol

44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? nothing

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? travel channel, something about the yawasomething tribe in Brazil, pretty cool.

46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? laughter, extreme excitement

47. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? both

48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? I don't know which is further, the Caribbean or Maui

49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? my heart & open mind...& I too ejaculate my little sunkissed friend

50. WHEN & WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Renton Washington, as were my children

51. Who sent this to you? No one

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