Monday, July 24, 2006

Days and Days

Not only is that a reference to the fact that I haven't updated in awhile it's also one of my favorite Concrete Blonde songs ever.

So I've not been doing anything all that exciting really. Mainly trying not to fucking melt in this heat. This isn't dry clean heat it's nasty sweat until you feel soggy, then sweat some more kind of heat.

I've also been enjoying the fact that my stint on graveyard is coming to a close.

I also get to see my GIRL cookay. I haven't seen her since the summer before last because the ho lives in Arizona. I got to see her tonight and we're doing a thing later on too.

I also have to share that I've been listening to some really good Goth-ish online radion. Go visit this place:


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Good stuff. And I believe those folks are local which I think is cool as well.


Uh.

Wow I had a whole rant type thing all plotted in my head but I think I'll skip it tonight and do it tomorrow. I've been reading up on gender theory and I've got some shit to say. But I'll do it tomorrow.

Considering I work for a fucking telcom company I really hate talking on the phone. I've hated it for a few years now.

I also have to say that I've been cruising some fat-positive websites etc and I have to say that like almost all of the activist websites I've been to at some point someone has to get shitty because someone else is doing something they don't approve of. That really pisses me off.

I think if you are going to be a part of a "supportive" community do that. I don't think you need to agree with everyone or be a yes person but, just because someone does something you don't necessarily approve of that does not give you the right to automtically jump their shit and make them feel bad.

In some of these fat positive groups it's been because someone has mentioned losing weight. I watched one poor girl just get fucking reamed because she was really excited about losing some weight. What all save 2 people did was immediatly go off on her about not being "really" fat positive without asking the circumstances or about her health or anything. The two people who did inquire about her health got her to talk about how she's been having serious issues with her joints and she is feeling better and just wants to be healthy not thin.

Fuck sake.

I've seen the same thing happen in forums dedicated to black hair care. Often a simple question can turn into yet another relaxed vs natural debate. Frankly I was done having that debate 15 years ago. There are few things that will invoke my wratch more quickly than people assigning political statements.

For the record.

I relax my hair and have since childhood. My hair is not breaking off, it is not dull dry or damaged at this point. I do not relax my hair because I hate naps. I love naps actually. My hair is too thick for me to manage naturally on my own and I cannot afford a stylist.

So fuck off.

Speaking of hair being so sweaty all weekend my hair was HUGE. Like FLOOF. I actually had to wet it, put my new conditioner mix in it just to get it tamed enough to put it in mini puffs.

My GODs I have a lot of hair.

Um what else?

I'm not wearing a bra.

My tank top has a built in underwire bra and it's quite good.

And I broke a nail.

Mother fuck.

Okay I'm spent. I have to pee.

Homo Out.
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Friday, July 14, 2006

Down for life

I'm trying to listen to hip hop and hte online streaming station I've got going is fucking censored.

That pisses me off.

Anyhow.

Okay in a nutshell (HA nut..pun intended) I am still crazy, not dead, not feeling so hot, tired and confused.

As I mentioned a few entries ago I believe I've figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Well one of the things anyway. I'm not really ready to talk about it at length just yet. I'm sort of savoring the feeling that I got some of it figured out.

I also have decided that come hell or motherfucking high water I will do some dancing. I have a bunch of belly dance videos that One Hung Lo downloaded for me, which means of course I'm going to have to get in shape.

In let's say....ten years (by the time I'm 40) I want serious muscle and control and I want to shake it like you can't understand. Google Rachel Brice, Fat Chance Bellydance etc. Watch some YouTube videos get the idea.

Hahaaa VICTORY IS MINE! I found an uncensored station.

My GrandMama hate em but my Lil Mama Love em.

What? Where was I?

Grillz?

Boobs?

Buttsex?

No dancing. Right.

Word from on high has come down that my stint working graveyard will be over soonish. As in within two months. I'm very glad for that.

This week has been pretty crappy. My back (sciatic nerve to be exact)has been hurting like a son of a bitch. Also our water heater in the apartment broke and it took two days to get it replaced. Doesn't sound like much but when your stank ass wants a shower and there's no hot water two days is forever.

Add in some constipation that would make any sane person angry and there you have my week thus far.

Good points.

Torrid is having their huge sale. I bought something.....wait for it...wait for it......

Pink.

You saw that right.

Motherfucking pink.

I bought a light pink and black bustier. I've been secretly lusting after it for months and it was 11 bucks so I had to get it. Now whether or not I will wear it, that is a whole other question.

I also got some pants, a skirt and one of those sexy hankerchief tops. I was going to post pics but it looks like they ran out of the stuff I bought so I have good timing.

I think this model is fucking hot. I'd hit that.

Repeatedly.

I have to admit sometimes I cruise Lane Bryant and Torrid not to look at clothing but to ogle hot fleshy models. Sad isn't it? I'm like a 13 year old boy with the Sears catalog.

I can't help it.

I like them tig ole bitties you know.

I can hear people now, "yes Shannon we know. You like big boobies. You like any boobies."

GOddamn that song Temprature by Sean Paul is the fucking shit. Everytime I hear it I like it better. I did actually have to stop typing stand up behind my desk and shake it for a couple of minutes.

Sean Paul is a sexy fucker.

It's that pretty little mouth of his. I'd like to see/make it do filthy things.

I don't care what kind of non dancing ass you have, you know it makes you wiggle your bottom half.

And probably say a la Bender:

"What's happening to my human ass?"

Did I just completely show my geek there or what? Yes I own every single episode of Futurama.

Bite my shiny metal ass.

Speaking of sexy.

The video of that Daddy Yankee song...uh...not Gasolina but the other one is hot. Girls in booty shorts and boots carrying bats. Fucking bats people.

Scantily clad big booty women with weapons turn me on. I know. You probably already figured that out.

You'll notice this post is pretty much devoid of anything deep. Mainly because I'm not really feeling it right now. Not that I don't have a shitload to talk about but, I really don't feel like busting the dam right now. It'll all come out frothy and filthy and incoherent. Not that I make sense have the time but yeah.

My new hobby is cruising google video. Pretty amusing if your connection can take the invasion.

Hallelujah it's 4. Two more hours then I'm off for home to get myself a big fucking cup of coffee then trudge down the hill to do some laundry.

I am such a party girl.

I think that's it I'm spent.

Homo Out.
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Monday, July 10, 2006

I'm not dead

But I am tired and not really ready to post actual content right now.

So a survey I stole from Anthony who did it at the behest of another.

Here you go.

Have questions?

Ask.

And note...I fucking hate Tmobile. They tell me one thing, I try that, I get told no. I think I'm going to have to break down and change carriers. I don't like being without a useable fucking phone.

Goodnight Frank.

Homo Out.

1. FIRST NAME? Shannon

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I'm aware of.

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I'm not telling you.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Not really since I can't read it most of the time.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey. Deli sliced bitch.

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?I guess it depends on whether or not as another person I was a dickhead, cause then probably not.

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? No. You can't prove anything.

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? Nuh unh I'm a sweet angel.

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes and if you give me a dollar I'll find yours with my cock of doom.

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yes. Not naked though.


12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Killer kthnks.

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Sometimes you have to when you're wearing knee high boots sans inside zippers.


15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Apple pie.

16. SHOE SIZE? 6.5 or 7. Those wanting to buy boots or contribute to the buy Shannon Boots to satisfy her fetish fund.

17. RED OR PINK? Red if it's been spanked and pink if I'm lookin inside.


18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOUR SELF? It's a toss up between my tendancy towards public outbursts of vitriol and my ugly pinky toes.

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Myself I seem to have gone missing.

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Invalid question since this is a blog posting and not a mass email. I would however, love to hear the comments of everyone who reads this.~ I stole Anthony's answer.

21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I am not wearing pants. And I have on black shoes.

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Joy division- Warsaw

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Glittery fuck.

25. FAVORITE SMELL? Currently- my cleavage. It smells nice in there.

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some confused Frenchman who wanted to know if I was his travel agent.

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Smile, brains, boobs, ass. All depends on if they are speaking and which way the person is facing.

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Uh...yeah.

29. FAVORITE DRINK? Genmaicha tea. Water. Chivas Regal.

30. FAVORITE SPORT? Inducing multiple orgasm in my lover. (Stealing Anthony's answer again) and second stomping/destroying things. Try beating a computer with a bat. Lots of fun.

31. EYE COLOR? Black no1

32. HAT SIZE? Uh...that one size.

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes.

34. FAVORITE FOOD? Pie.

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies fuck happy endings.

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? I don't recall.

37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black.

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Depends where I am.

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. Or if I don't like you a kick in the taint.

40. FAVORITE DESSERT? Pie. (No not hair pie you dirty bitches.)

41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? SILENCE.

42. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Shhhhh

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? American Hardcore: A tribal history and The Awakening by erm...Kate Chopin

44. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Some writing of some sort.

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? I think it was probably some New Years thing but I'm not sure.

46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? It all depends.

47. ROLLING STONE OR BEATLES? Elvis Aaron Presley bitch.

48. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Osaka Japan.

49. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? Well if I'm not naked I'd have to say my 'die mother fucker' death stare. It's a doozy. If I'm naked....let's just say it involves lots of liquid coming out of one of my orifices that isn't my mouth and it's not pee.

50. WHEN & WHERE WERE YOU BORN? I was born in El Paso Texas in the wee hours of March 16 1977.

51. Who sent this to you? I stole it from Anthony.
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