Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The answer is 42

Also I just want to say that my pimp hand is strong.

Okay so via a community on LJ I have rediscovered a favorite place to buy panties. Because I hate wearing underwear if I"m going to wear squirrel covers they better be fucking cute and Wacky Jac fulfills that need. Not only are their drawers super cute but, they are cotton. While not glamorous cotton does keep my lady front bottom from getting really annoyed with me and showing her wrath with strange discharge and don't touch m-ness. Feel free to buy me a gift certificate. Which may or may not get you fotos of this ass in said panties. No promises.

I lurves their witchy stuff. IN fact there might be a tshirt and panty order going in soon.

My embargo on wearing pants continues. Today I am wearing a crinkled voile knee length skirt that floofs when I turn. Black semi cable tights black velvet long sleeved shirt, little thin semi crinkly-ish jacket.

Yeah I know could I be a little further back in the motherfucking batcave?

I also stopped into a local place between rushing for busses to get a cup of coffee. I've stopped in there before but hadn't really appreciated it. Ancient Grounds in downtown Seattle is an absolute gem. He serves excellent coffee (and it's local) and the atmosphere is very cool. There are all sorts of things to look at but it's not overly distracting. It smells nice and overall it's a place I could see sitting in and scribbling for awhile. When I have more time I will be going back. And the coffee cake? It is delicious and he didn't even laugh at my weird nut thing.

Okay let me explain that. I like the flavor of most kinds of nuts but, I don't like the texture. I don't like chopped up nut chunks in my food. It's not a flavor thing it's a texture thing. It's a neurosis. I also don't like chunks of anything in breads. No oaty nuggest of surprise. I really don't.

Also on the list, raisins. Ew.

I've recently started reading Warren Ellis' blog because a coworker reads it and I really enjoy it. You should read it too.

This coffee cake is so good I almost jizzed in my tights.

And since my email is being wonky I'll post this years getting to know you survey right here. Enjoy. Please save all questions until the end of the lecture thank you.

>1. FIRST NAME? Shannon
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>2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I'm aware of.
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>3. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last April.

>4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Only when it's legible.
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>5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Um not so much.
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>6. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Nope.
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>7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so.
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>8. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Me? No way.
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>9. YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep.
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>10. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Sure provided I a.)weren't arthritic and old and b.) didn't die.
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>11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Plain oatmeal with butter and some brown sugar.
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>12. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Don't usually have to.
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>13. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Most of the time.
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>14. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? French Vanilla.
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>15. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? It depends. On the stret- voice, eyes, clothes, voice. Elsewhere (aka on the interweb) vernacular.
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>16. RED OR PINK? Red.

>17. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I'm crazier than I would like to be.
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>18. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Myself most of the time.

>19. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Sure why not.
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>20. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING? No pants BITCH!
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>21. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Coffee cake.
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>22. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Snearker Pimps.
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>23. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Royal Purple.
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>24. FAVORITE SMELLS? Roses and baby skin.
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>25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Haven't used the phone yet today. Hot dayum.

>26. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I love her
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>27. FAVORITE DRINK? Without liquor coffee. With liquor Jack and Coke or Beam and Coke.
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>28. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH. Um...
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>29. HAIR COLOR? Dark brownish black.
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>30. EYE COLOR? Black.

>31. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes.
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>32. FAVORITE FOOD? Currently am loving bourbon salmon.
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>33. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Neither.
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>34. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Gladiator
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>35. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?Black
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>36. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer I'm fucking cold.
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>37. HUGS OR KISSES? Both kthnks.
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>38. FAVORITE DESSERT? Plain cheesecake with scotch on the side.
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>39. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Not sure.
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>40. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? not sure
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>41. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Plainclothes Naked by Jerry Stahl.
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>44. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? = At work some advertisement.
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>45.WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Don't have a TV.
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>46. FAVORITE SOUND? Baby/small children belly laughing. Kids speaking when they are at that age where they ALL sound like they are from Brooklyn.

>47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? ELVIS BITCH!
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>48. WHAT IS THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Japan.
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>49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Several but I'm not taking off my pants to show you.
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>50. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? El Paso TX

>51 WHO'S ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Everybody's


If you read all that and STILl want to know something about me feel free to ask.

I will however neither confirm nor deny my involvement with anything involving boobs, a can of whipped cream and a pair of purple non latex gloves.

Homo Out.
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