Wednesday, May 30, 2007

MOAR BITCHES

Okay I'm at work and unable to go play outside so I'm going to talk fashion.

I am still in serious want of some dresses. I used to wear dresses all the time and I'm not sure when i stopped. So links and if anyone wants to buy me one I would not say no. More skirts too I love skirts.

I think this dress from a Torrid auction on Ebay is adorable. Not sure it would fit the boobies but I have been known to squash the girls for some cute clothing.

Skull Skirt. So cute, from the same seller. I need monies.

Black floral pleated skirt. So fucking cute.

Slightly floofy net skirt. Cuteness. How adorable?

Can I just say how much I'm hating Old Navy right now? See I really want this dress however, I really seriously need to try it on. My D cups demand it but, since they apparently "can't make money" on the plus line in stores. Read that as too lazy/whatever to market it properly to big girls that has cash, I can't try on the dress.

Now can we talk about fabrics and cuts?

The way my body is built short torso, big boobies big hips. The natural waist is way up just under my ribs. I tend to not like wearing anything up that high because it gets painful. I also tend to stick to stretchy knits.

For skirts I usually wear them low on the hips. Which also means I can usually fudge the sizing on stretchy items. From a little small to a little big.

Unfortunately though I have not been able to do sizing fu on Torrid items which sucks. Their 14's are just way too big and it makes me cranky because I have some really nice stuff I'm going to have to take in.

Ok I think I'm done clothes lusting.

Homo Out.

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