Wednesday, June 13, 2007

What a fucking week.

I don't feel like going into uber detail but Mike (One hung Low keep up here people) had to be hospitalized on saturday night and had emergency surgery early Sunday morning.

I brought him home yesterday. He's ok. I'm mostly ok and it really fucking sucked.

I would not like to talk about it.

Other things.

I am really glad (I think it was) The Rotund pointed me towards Kate Harding. You should all go read them. I decree it.

Now what else was I going to talk about?

How about the state of my jiggly ass?

So I mistakenly put on my black trousers from Torrid that have never fit and now I am annoyed. My pants are seriously pinned to my shirt to keep them from falling off.

Torrid, you vanity sizing bitches. But I love you anyway.

Oh how I pine for some sort of standardized sizing. Torrid says I'm a size 12, other stores I can be anywhere from a 12-19 or some such bullshit. Do these people know how difficult that makes it to find ass covers?

Do they really want me running around with no comfortable pants?

I know it's a pipe dream.

What else?

I continue to be in love with that Style Hive thing. Lots of amusement to be had there.

I am going to listen to Hank Williams III and try not to pass out and/or yell at anyone. A salty snack may be needed.

Nooooooooooooooo wait I have coffee. French Press here I come bitch. I can already taste you sliding down my throat like absolute dark joy.

Ok so yeah I go now.

Homo Out.

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