Friday, July 13, 2007


Yesterday I started this big angry entry but abandoned it. Fuck it.

Today I am feeling far less stabby and more twirly.

Yes I said twirly.

Probably because the dress I have on is very twirlable and also because there was thunder and I liked it. If it rained I missed it.

I'm also listening to the Ohio Players and it is in fact impossible to be pissed off and listening to funk. Impossible. And if your butt doesn't wiggle in your chair while you listen to it, your ass is broken.

Speaking of asses I have a problem.

My problem is that I am probably going to be some new panties this weekend and I have no idea what to buy.

I have an aversion to anything with a full cut bottom because the way my ass is shaped that just means a whole lot of fabric bunched in my crack and I don't like to spend all day picking my butt.

I'm leaning towards the old standby of cotton thongs. The only issue I ever have with those is visible thong when I wear pants and I am not into that.

Now the trick is finding some that will not do weird things and aren't ugly or too long in the crotch because I hate that.

And now some links.

The Adiposivity (that is not entirely work safe there is some nakedness) photos I found via BFD has kinda made my day. From the Adiposivity website here is part of their aim:

"The Adipositivity Project aims to promote size acceptance, not by listing the merits of big people, or detailing examples of excellence (these things are easily seen all around us), but rather, through a visual display of fat physicality. The sort that's normally unseen. "

I think that is a damn fine thing. I like it because it's a different thing. Now yes I LOVE what Laurie Toby Edison does with the full figure face included shots as seen in Women En Large. For me the Adiposivity shots call to the part of me that just really enjoys a beautiful picture of the human form. That's not to say I don't love how the warmth and personality of the women comes through in Ms. Edison's pieces but it's a different feeing evoked in me.

I personally would look at these two sets of images in different ways. I can't really describe it. You see why I'm not an art critic.

Also as I've said time and before I really seriously LOVE the diversity of the human form. Fat, thin and all points between. I really do. The vagaries and differences in naked bodies thrills me in many senses of the word.

That said if anyone wants to buy me copies of Ms. Edison's books I'd be more than happy to take them.

Now let's talk about obsessions.

I am right now obsessed with this pair of shoes on Ebay. They are my size hot and fucking red. However I won't buy them because sadly I can't walk in heels anymore, never go anywhere that would merit such fabulous shoes and have nothing to wear them with.

That makes me a sad sad panda.

See this is one of the things I really hate about living outside of the city. Since we have to take the bus it can make going out such a fiasco. And spending upwards of 30$$ on cab rides home is just stupid if we're just going out for some drinks or whatever. We cannot afford 100$ evenings.

What else?

I know I'm kinda random today. Bear with me I am on the allergy medication AND full of very spicy chicken.

Ok my best friend Cookie totally just made me snarf water on myself so I am going to go have a smoke and recover myself.

I might actually update over the weekend if my shopping trip is fruitful.

So watch for news about ass covers and quite possibly fotographic evidence of my existence. Exciting I know.

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