If I sneeze/cough on my monitor one more fucking time I am going to stab myself in the left nostril.
Also someone needs to buy me a shitload of Angus Oblong artwork especially the fuck plate.
And why the fuck is it when I do actually wear underwear for once they are yanking my pubes in a way that's contributing to my homicidal mood?
Um random links time now.
Coloring Book Land. Do not click that if you have a delicate sense of humour or are easily offended. Suffice it to say I giggled a lot.
Real Ultimate Power yo. Real fucking ninjas. Despite my Pirate Loli nattering earlier I love ninjas. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.
An article from somebody that works in the Psych ward The Murse. As a frequent rider of public transportation I have seen the crazy, unfortunately I don't carry drugs in blowdarts to keep it away from me. Again if you've got the tender sensibilities don't click that one.
I also want this shirt from Shitley's. Yes it says Shitley's. The striped shirt thing here cracked me up. Those are the kind of boys I like, who have that kind of humour and can see the douchebags among them.
Seriously you have to have a pretty cutting sense of humour to roll with me boys.
It also helps if you bring lesbians who I will put my boobs on. Just saying.
Also a classic I've loved for awhile. Read the hate mail for Modern Drunkard Magazine. Pretty fucking funny MOTHER FUCKER I just snotted all over my fucking monitor again.
Also can I just say that if you are not snotting/sneezing/coughing/farting all at the same time right now I probably kind of hate you a little.
For something nicer and less drinking/saying fuck related this is a nice piece by Scott Duhamel. Tasty.
As per usual Cherry Bleeds is the fucking poop. I still have not grown sufficient vitals to actually submit to them. Or to just let it go.
I may actually pony up the dollars and enter their literary contest. I dunno yet.
Oh yay drugs and food.