Also Lindsay thanks and I would totally lay a smooch on you.:)
Old Navy is actually kind of catching my attention these days with things like this silver metallic pleated skirt. My brain immediately saw that with one of my black tanks, some cute flats and bam cute summer outfit.
This summer I'm really leaning towards that kind of look. I have a fucking TON of skirts of varying sorts. I really need more. I have been having issues finding just the right summer dresses that don't offend my delicate goth sensibilities or look like my boobs will just pop right out. There's a time and place for that and at the bus stop in downtown Seattle is not it.
I am developing an unhealthy obsession with not really high wedge heels since I walk so much. I have some sexy ass calves and I think that would be the hotness.
Also if anyone wants to buy me something buy me this skirt reconned by Ugly Shyla. I bought a straight black skirt from her with the same design and just love it. But that circle skirt is screaming my name.
For that skirt I would probably wear a wide patent belt and um...use an actual razor on my legs.
Okay I have to digress here for a minute.
If I see one more person whining about how "family values" are endangered because the homos can get married in some states I am going to have a fucking stroke.
Say what you fucking mean. You mean "Christian heterosexual nuclear family values" you fuck.
Family is not just one fucking thing.
You people make Jesus weep with that. You know that right?
Wow migraine+apoplectic for a minute is not a good combo.
I found a new fat fashion blog and you should read it I like this lady. Fat Chic. She posted a link to an old youtube video with former model and author Nancy Hayssen.
You can see her NSFW famous response pic to that freaky anti anorexia ad that was up quite awhile ago here.
I really like that shot a lot.
It's now past one in the morning and I am really tired but migraine mania is clawing at my brains and I'm feeling kind of OHEMEFGEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right now.
So here I am to ramble.
I was trying to organize my flickr account and sometimes I forget that goddamn I am fly.
So in celebration of my hotness I present mah hams.
Mah hams...let me show you dem.
First foto hams crossed.
I used to be so self conscious about my big ole meaty thighs. Even when I was quite painfully funny looking thin, I still had myself some big ole hams. Now, yanno I am kinda digging them. I'll have to get uniballer to take a shot of me standing in a short skirt but they are pleasing to my eye. I dig the shape of my hams. They have curves that I enjoy. I'm entirely thankful I don't have thigh bone+half inch of meat. Cool if it's what you've got but that's not for me.
And one of my beloved "spilled coffee" birthmark high up on my left thigh. That is a mole in the middle of it and yes I get it checked.
Forgive the weirdly lit webcam photos I totally don't feel like unplugging my digital camera from Uniballer's computer.
That birthmark is my favorite of all of them that I have. I spill things all the time so it's just kind of funny.
And I totally do not have pants on. It's not Half Naked Thursday but I am half naked.
Also yes, my hams are kinda dimply and I STILL dig them. Yes I do.
Ye gods the weather change has my skin from scalp to feet going buck wild and I am dry and itchy on the stems and greasy in the face.
I also have stretch marks. *GASP* oh noooooooooooooez.
And it's not because I'm fat. It's because I went through puberty fairly quickly and when skin loses elasticity for any reason BAM stretch marks. I used to really super hate those as well but now, fuck it. All the women in my family have them. Whether on the booty for the tall skinny ones like my Mom and Gma or round the arms and boobies for the short big titty having ones like me. It's not that big a goddamn deal.
Okay I am going to go get in the tub and exfoliate my ass until it's shiny and smooth. And I am going to remove a layer of fuzz from my stems because my legs are itching like hell and so dry I want to kind of dunk myself in a vat of Crisco.
So goodnight my darlings.
Tomorrow, new make up pics in the flickr, and if I can find all the components, a hot ass outfit.