Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Reverse Cowgirl for fatties and more.

All right my darlings.

So the sexy times question column is officially named Ask NudieMuse because I found too many other ask Reverse Cowgirl type names already taken. So Ask NudieMuse it is.

If you click on over (if you're reading me from a reader) you will see the wee graphic there at the bottom of the entry that will take you here. In a week or so I will probably release another link (a more incognito one) for those of you who are supa shy.

I also have 2 actual questions to answer.

However first things first.

So you understand where I'm coming from here it is in a nutshell. I am pro-homo-hetero-bi-fat-skinny-group-solo-grown up naked fun time sex type person. I frankly do not care if you want to jam a butt plug you call the Destroyer up your butt, have your partner spray you with canned cheese while you wear a birthday hat and cartwheel across your living room whistling Dixie out of your pee hole.

There are no politics generally speaking when it comes to sex for me. My sex life is sacrosanct and I do not mix the two. If I'm theorizing about gender or queer theory that's one thing but when I'm engaging in happy fun naked time, I will have none of it.

I am open to answering whatever no really whatever you want to know. Now I warn you. Before you submit a question know that I will answer in a graphic manner. I will probably not use a lot of medical jargon and I will answer with humor because sex is funny.

Next thing, feel free to link to me everywhere. Tell your friends, tell your gay boyfriend, tell your super straight sister. I will not reveal person details, you don't even have to enter an email address. Nobody will know it was you that asked the question. This isn't middle school sex ed where you really wanna know something but are afraid to raise your hand.

For you parents and underage type people. Parents if you think your offspring might ask me something that makes you uncomfortable it's up to you to monitor that. I will answer a question from anyone. I fully believe that no matter what age you are, everyone needs at least one person who will be totally honest without an agenda.

We're all on the same page now? Fantastic.

I totally almost typed Fat ass tic. Why, because my brain is kind of stuck on the absolutely astonishingly beautiful fat booty I saw earlier today. I like butts, and that one was magnificent.

Okay ready for the first official question?

The question was the following:


wouldn't mind more talk about sex, particularly since both my husband and I are fat (he moreso than I) and learning what works for other fat people would be very interesting. Cowgirl for instance, I haven't figured out a practical way to do. Knees don't reach, squats aren't comfy...


If you're unfamiliar cowgirl is the lady in this case on top, gent on the bottom. Add in your own variants, think the one getting penetrated on top, the penetrator on the bottom.

When you are both fat you need to consider the following. Where do you both carry most of your weight? If you're both bigger in the belly, forward facing cowgirl is not going to work unless your penetrator has a really long and bendy cock. Quite possible if your partner is wearing a strap on or you're sharing a big toy. You need some supplies.

I would recommend the wedge but frankly it's fucking expensive. Go to your local cheap store, Big Lots, Kmart, whatever and get yourself some good sized squishible pillows and some cheap pillow cases you don't mind jizzing on. These are not sleeping pillows these are sexy times pillows.

Here is the fun bit. Experiment with pillow placement under the booty of the penetrator. Hips further up (don't forget to support the lower back) and slightly back tilted. Also if need be penetrator please move your belly as needed.

Now you the penetrated, there are lots of things you can do from this point. And now we're gonna do some reverse cowgirl. Turn your back to your partner, have your partner spread their legs and back up between their open thighs. You can experiment with where you are most comfortable, don't squat that hurts unless you have thighs o steel.

Now once you have got yourselves lined up and set for penetration, the lovely on top it's all you. In this particlar variant of reverse cowgirl you can sit straight up and bounce, you can lean over on your elbows (also if you need pillows under your belly or chest or elbows feel free) and ride to glory.

This is also a very good position for folks who don't climax from penetration alone. Bring along your favorite smaller sized buzzing toy. I personally favor a good egg. (Oh I also promise at some point there will be links here as well to things, I will come back and edit later) put it where it does you the most good.

Once you've got your basics here down have more fun. If your partner has testicles you can play with them from this position. If you're feeling a tad bit Dom like, tell your partner to be very still while you get off all over them. If your partner is like me and loves butts, your fantastic booty is within reach for groping squeezing etc.

This is all about finding what works for your bodies. I have bad knees and a bad back so traditional cowgirl doesn't really work for me because aching knees totally interferes with my orgasm capability. Also remember, if your knees or back start to hurt blow the whistle and take a time out, swallow some water find another position then go at it.

Remember my darlings, there are NO rules when it comes to what you and your partner can and can't do. If it works run with it and have a good time doing it. If it doesn't work out so well, laugh it off, and keep on trucking.

So go forth and have some sex. Be prepared bring your pillows, lube, safer sex items, snack for afterwards, towel, and have at it. And remember, sex is not all that serious. Funny and weird things are going to happen. You might fart start laughing or make weird noises and it's all good.

Until later.

Homo Out.

PS..TR I'm working on something for you.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ooh, thanks! I'm the question-asker. We'd tried pillows under my knees, but not your way. Cool!

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