1.) It is mine and Uniballer's fifth anniversary. This is pretty awesome.
2.) Part of the good bits of our relationship is that I can tell Uniballer my stupid poop jokes, fart on him (and I seriously sometimes have Ass Gas of Doom) and he still loves me.
3.) I have a terrible terrible love of ugly things. Especially those ugly stuffed animals you get out of the crane game. Uniballer likes to get me these and I squee everytime.
4.) I am a little..okay a lot obsessed with postcards. The kind you mail, the kind you get outside of art galleries, show flyers, etc. I love them.
5.) Sometimes I laugh so hard I snort and weep. I do this a lot.
6.) I like having my butt literally as in lips on skin kissed. Right on the buttcheeks.
7.) I also sometimes really enjoy putting my boobs on peoples heads.
that's about all.
I have cramps and I'm so cranky.
So my HNT.
HNT is fun. Do it. Click on the button thingy and I believe you can see what it's all about.