Friday, December 05, 2008

Of bondage and fatness and other things I wonder about.

Wordy title good lord.

And I have been thinking about bondage today. The sexy kind naturally.

I have to confess something.

The only thing that would impel me to do yoga on a regular basis would be for increased flexibility in order to be tied up in awesome knots.

No really.

I used to do yoga regularly. In my early twenties actually. However I can admit now that it wasn't for the glow or the supposed awesome (I never GOT the fucking glow) feelings, it was because I was dating a girl off and on who liked to turn me into a wee baby lesbo pretzel while we were fucking. Had it not been for her bendy antics, I would have never done yoga more than twice.

Even then, when I was quite thin I still fucking hated yoga.

While I'm confessing things.

Frankly if being tied up in some awesome permutation I might actually take up yoga.

Although what I really have a yearning to do is an upside down suspension which would probably nor require more flexibility than I have.

Also on the list of things I'm curious about but probably not quite enough to seek out at this point.

Artistically and aesthetically speaking I'd like to explore my boot fetish more. I think I may or may not have mentioned that before but yes, I do have a bonafide boot fetish. As in wearing them and seeing them on other folks.

Which segues nicely into my constant want to make some kind of neat art. Fetishy sexual art. Photographs mostly. My ability however is far outpaced by my desire and I am having to go slower than I'd like.

Art is one area I haven't done a lot of self exploration in and I am excited to do it. To this end I purchased myself a pro flickr account and have been jotting down ideas.

Keep an eye out for that.

Um.

Yeah I'm so tired. Still kind of sick, very tired. Glad it's friday.

More later.

Homo Out.


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2 comments:

tx-raven said...

inverted suspensions can be pretty fun... though i prefer being the one doing the suspending as opposed to being suspended myself! if you want to just hang upside down, you don't need any flexibility at all. also, don't count out being suspended by ankle, wrist, and head with your back towards the floor. it also requires no flexibility. and it's basically a perfect sex position. get an electric hoist. those things are awesome. and make sure the eyebolt in the ceiling that you hook the hoist to has a sufficient load bearing rating to hold you, the hoist, the chains and cuffs used to suspend you, and then some. b/c if your g/f is like me... there will be some serious action going on!

Essin' Em said...

I. Hate. Yoga. With a fiery passion. I've been using my knees as an excuse to avoid it, but now my best friend is certifying to be an instructor, and has told me she'll make me a whole special routine w/o knee stuff. Gag me.

The only yoga I might ever be interested in is nude, bikram, hot and sweaty naked bodies yoga.

If you're up for it, and want flexibility, I got a lot from my jazz classes, and cardio kick boxing (before my knee issues, obviously).

-EE

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