I was informed recently by a very concerned party via my form that I apparently don't understand a few key issues for Fat Haters.
Number one is that well Fat Haters (I'm using this persons term) have delicate sensibilities. If they are confronted with bodies they don't approve of they will be in distress.
Number two, "obvs no one wants to fuck a fat bich,"
Okay as for issue number one as I have said time and again, nobody wants your damn approval. The fact is my Perfect Friend that unless said fatass is trying to tap your ass, most likely how you feel about their fat ass is a non issue.
I know that's hard to take.
I know it's a terribly hard thing to realize that maybe you aren't really the center of the universe or the ONE TRUE KNOWER OF THINGS.
Now, we all know I am no researcher but given the number of fatties I know personally who spend a whole lot of time doing the sex, and then there's all those other fatties out there who are partnered or sex workers etc etc.
I hate to break it to you but yes, terribly concerned Anon, lots of people do in fact want to make sweet sweet love with fat people.
Stop clutching your pearls, take a deep breath it's going to be okay.
I'll make it up to you by telling you, that you in all your (of course) thin taut perfection don't have to fuck a fatty.
No really you don't have to.
Find yourself a thin taut perfect person, get naked and commence to screwing the nasty out of each other.
I think that would be great.
I think it's pretty fucking awesome that we humans have such a wide variety of other humans with whom we might want to get naked.
One of the beautiful things about Fat Acceptance or any other body politics movement is that you wanting to fuck us isn't the point. Nobody really cares except for the people you may or may not want to screw.
All we want is to put an end to things that are unjust. Unjust as in serious issues like mistreatment by the medical professionals whose hands we put our lives in. Unjust as in being treated as less than because people like you don't want to fuck us. Unjust as in subject to being demonized and dehumanized.
So the point here is, I don't care if you don't want to fuck a fatty. That's great. That's awesome.
Just please feel free to use one of my personal guiding ideas in life
Don't be a dick, be a Richard.
Or just don't be a douche about it and everything will be just fine.